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Top Ten Gift Thoughts

Howard on November 30, 2011 — Leave a Comment

from the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog, hint, hint:

10. Video Surveillance Clock

9. Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler

8. Best Children’s ATM Bank

7. Hands Free Hair Rejuvenator

6. Waterball Blasters

5. Oscillating Table Tennis Trainer

4. Complete Bird Songs Audio Book

3. Remote Controlled Authentic WWII Battling Tanks

2. Snowball Slingshot

1. Personalized Backyard Ice Rink

 

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