Junker vs. Twitter

I applied to Twitter for a job as an Old Man.

My pitch was that, although they did not list any openings as such, I could put them in touch with the past…and help them expand their hopelessly limited sense of “culture.”

Foosball tables and free yoga, indeed.

They did not reply.

I feel that I am the victim of age discrimination and must seek the advice of counsel.

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