At first, I thought my relationship with Katherine Heigl, star of Zyzzyx Road, one of the lowest grossing movies of all time, would speak for itself.
But, as an aspirational public figure, an author seeking to promote his book, it seems I am going to to be forced to answer questions about my sexuality and gender.
It’s not enough, these days, to simply admit you are Old.
Therefore, I would like to declare, with complete disambiguation, that I am a member of the LGBTQQAAI community.
I am an Ally.
Deal with it.