O Dogshit

A dog was shitting on the sidewalk, so I asked its owner, who was standing by with a blue plastic dogshit bag, why she didn’t pull him over to the curb or the bushes.

I can’t control him, she said of her ancient tawny Lab.

But he’s on a leash, I observed.

If I interrupt him, she said, he’ll just start walking away…

[No animals were hurt in the creation of this post.]

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